Meanwhile, at Costco...

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 07/01/2016 at 14:36 • Filed to: you park like an asshat

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The biggest parking spots on the planet and this yahoo didn’t even try. The lady in the Civic wasn’t impressed, though, and parked next to him anyway.

Dru > ttyymmnn 07/01/2016 at 14:46

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Because Murica and Texas

Ash78, voting early and often > ttyymmnn 07/01/2016 at 14:49

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Wow, Costco even gives you 25% more parking spot and this dude still f*cked it up. Maybe he was the first one there at 7am with an emergency, and he's still standing in line to check out.

dogisbadob > ttyymmnn 07/01/2016 at 14:51

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The Civic should’ve parked a bit closer to be totally within the space—and teach the disguised BMW truck a lesson!

Frank Grimes > ttyymmnn 07/01/2016 at 14:53

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It should be legal to weld the doors shut.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > ttyymmnn 07/01/2016 at 14:59

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I unintentionally parked crooked yesterday at work (costco) it was just a tad bit crooked, so I didnt bother fixing it, thanks to the wide spots. how someone can screw up that badly, I dont know.

ttyymmnn > dogisbadob 07/01/2016 at 15:01

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That was my thought. Pull straight in, right dead center. Maybe even block the guy in. But then he’d probably hit me.

ttyymmnn > Ash78, voting early and often 07/01/2016 at 15:02

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Actually, he was sitting in the truck talking on the phone when I walked by to load my van. I thought maybe he was waiting for somebody. But when I took my cart back, he was gone, so I snapped the picture. I was this close to saying something to him.

ttyymmnn > Dru 07/01/2016 at 15:02

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In TX, BMWs aren’t the problem. It’s the don’t-give-a-fuck bro truck drivers.

MrDakka > ttyymmnn 07/01/2016 at 15:07

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What happens if BMW makes a truck?

PorkchoPlissken > ttyymmnn 07/01/2016 at 15:23

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True, though neither knows how to find a damn blinker.

PorkchoPlissken > ttyymmnn 07/01/2016 at 15:24

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And if he did, he wouldn’t give a shit. Austin truck drivers.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Frank Grimes 07/01/2016 at 15:47

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A couple of Duct tape reels up and over and round work quite well. Even more so when they’re on offer at $3.99 a pack.

CRider > MrDakka 07/01/2016 at 16:24

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facw > Frank Grimes 07/01/2016 at 18:11

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Why stop there?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > ttyymmnn 07/01/2016 at 21:12

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Positive note: Costco has the BEST parking layout and biggest spaces.

ttyymmnn > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/01/2016 at 21:35

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Agreed. It’s also the only parking lot where I never back in.

Frank Grimes > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 07/01/2016 at 21:55

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and I would feel less guilty because it would only be slightly permanently damaged.